Perhaps you're wondering about the wicked gleam in my eye, or why I'm loitering about on such a lovely day as this? I'll tell you. I'm waiting for...opportunity! I've an eye for adventure and a NOSE for opportunity, and I can smell something coming.
What a nose!
You're crazy!
What is it? What's the matter?
Uh oh!
Excuse me...
HELLLLP!!!! FIRE! FIRE!! HELP! FIRE!! HELP!!
Signior Pantalone! SIGNIOR PANTALONE!!
Signior Pantalone the house is on fire!
I said, "Signior Pantalone, the house is on fire!".
What? What are you saying?
The house?
Is on fire? FIRE?!
FIRE! FIRE! FIRE!