JADE Quotes
"Liachera. His name is Liachera."
Purpleclouds
"Mr Liach- Liachair? Liacherry?"
Purpleclouds
"One day, your lungs will look blacker than your Kingdom's past, Hisui."
Chi
"Look, have I ever let you down, Chi?"
Hisui
"Look, they pay good, and they don't ask for... flesh if you catch my drift."
Chi
"You haven't met him, you can't make that call."
Hisui
"A genius at pissing me off."
Hisui
"Please, Liachera. Don't- I don't- please-"
Purpleclouds
"What the fuck is wrong with this world?"
Lia
"Think any harder, and your tiny head might explode, shortcake."
Talaji
"Nah, I've got a plan. A perfect plan."
Talaji
"We are friends, and as your friend, I'm telling you to get shit together."
Bliss
"But, you will. I know you will."
Talaji
"If I don't give this in, I'm screwed, and not in a good way."
Bliss
"What the fuck is wrong with me?"
Lia
"None of your business."
Terra
"I can't call you jumpy, jumpy."
Ishe
"They make you look like a bush baby! But, like a fancy one. A rich bush baby with like so much angst."
Ishe
"Oi, oil, you know anything about those damn malfunctioning ticket booths? They're pissing me off."
Arika
"I thought you lot were like red and shit, it's in the name and all, Reduvii."
Arika
"Sorry, code I-714, please seek assistance."
Lia
"What's the difference between code I-714 and code I-741?"
Arika
"Your little green-flavoured Outlier is on the fritz."
Arika
"How far can this get me?"
Lia
"He threatened me! He even jumped over the barristers to get to me!"
Lia
"Go shove it up your ass, Reduvii."
Arika
"I'd rather colour you yellow and black, Wasp. It suits you more."
Lia
"Don't be a racist cunt, greenhair."
Arika
"It's Nunya, my name's Nunya, alright?"
Lia
"You are a headache-inducing, patience-snapping, joy-killing, question-denying, piece of shit!"
Arika
"And you're a weirdly aggressive stalker that's probably acting out cause his parents didn't give him enough attention as a kid."
Lia
"Don't bring my parents into this, I fucking warn you."
Arika
"No, but they can jail you for stalking and chasing a dude. Especially if your last words before getting knocked out were a threat against the dude."
Hisui
"No, Chi would never break her code. Drugs? No, a company like that wouldn't need it. Unless..."
Arika
"Okay, what did you figure out, you freak of nature?"
Hisui
"Climb, now."
Arika
"I know you should go fuck yourself."
Arika
"Come on, Liachera Nightbreak, we got places to be."
Arika
"Are you asking cause you want to know, or just to be annoying?"
Bliss
"Way less money and showers too."
Bliss
"I said you need to get your shit together and go get a job."
Bliss
"Ah, your honesty wounds me, my friend, my tiny and blue friend, my blueberry shaped friend."
Talaji
"Let's go home, I need these books out of my hands."
Bliss
"So, like, are you a vampire? Do you burn up in the sun?"
Ishe
"I got bored, I was practising my parkour, I like annoying pretty girls."
Ishe
"Maybe I'll see what's so cool about having one of these so-called occupations."
Ishe
"Things labelled with IvoSol's cocky little symbol."
Terra
"Oh my! Where are the flowers?"
Ishe
"You overgrown idiot! Don't do that!"
Terra
"I'll catch you, I promise. And this time, it's a promise I'll keep!"
Ishe
"I did not scream. I simply gasped."
Terra
"Rude, man, so rude."
Talaji
"I chose to disagree with that."
Lia
"You disagree with everything I say!"
Arika
"You think my eyes are pretty?"
Lia
"Bleh, my name's Lia and I like compliments so much I wanna fuck em."
Arika
"Three. More. Hours."
Hisui
"Arika, fuck off man, don't do that."
Talaji
"Who cares how long ago it was? An hour is nothing. You did it, I saw it, I wanna know why. Simple."
Arika
"Arika, nothing is ever simple with you."
Hisui
"It's getting on Hisui's nerves. Don't worry, I won't watch."
Talaji
"Keep your eyes on the road, old man. You're drifting."
Talaji
"Talaji, you're not my type, sorry."
Lia
"Dude, they both got dicks, I don't think pregnancy is an issue here."
Talaji
"Talaji, stop it, seriously. You're gonna piss him off, and then he'll be my problem to deal with."
Hisui
"No way, man. Arika's way too mature to get all upset about that."
Talaji
"And yet, she hasn't won a single round."
Chi
"Yeah, you'd like that, wouldn't you, you scumbag?"
Ishe
"I waited."
Talaji
"I think Arika just fell over in the shower."
Chi
"Ay, you put buddy boy in small enclosed space, and he's going to start pacing like a tiger."
Ishe
"Arika threw a shampoo bottle at my head and screamed at me."
Lia
"Just go check on him, alright? He's less likely to throw stuff at you."
Chi
"Yeah, his downstairs head will definitely be happy to see you."
Ishe
"Go check on him before he hurts himself or someone else."
Hisui
"I once witnessed him cry. It was not fun."
Bliss